he’s only yelled, “JORDAN, I’M SO HAPPY” like 47 times on skype to me in the past 20 minutes.

so happy he proposed, then called me a fatass. and he said when he wins his oscar, he’s giving it to me.

this is what the oscars french do to him. 

1. anotherboywholived reblogged this from snuffleupagus-cumberbatch and added:

   I’m sorry Mister Oldman, sir, your film deserved...screenplay. But as soon as genius man...

2. snuffleupagus-cumberbatch posted this